June 2, 2012

Finally saw “Paul” tonight… The one with Simon Pegg and Nick Frost…

Now I think I’m going to have to see the other movies out there by these 2 actors… It was most enjoyable…

May 31, 2012
"We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office."

Aesop (via ramblings-of-the-mind)

All too true, if you ask me…

May 29, 2012
I wouldn’t mind unwrapping this today…

I wouldn’t mind unwrapping this today…

(Source: rousses-sexy, via inlovewithredheads)

May 28, 2012
Oh my… Yum…I believe I said “sweet Jesus that’s fucking perfect” when I saw this…

Oh my… Yum…

I believe I said “sweet Jesus that’s fucking perfect” when I saw this…

(Source: herlovelyvagina, via annamyous)

May 27, 2012
[Flash 10 is required to watch video]

Damn she’s good at this… Wished someone I knew would even try this more with me…

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May 26, 2012

newconnellygirl:

epic-humor:

usually don’t agree with anyone at FoxNews, but God this is awesome…

always reblog

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May 22, 2012

Got into an argument with the wife, over our finances, our son and his actions, our house, and once again our finances…

I hate arguing with her over anything, but when I see that our son will start shit, then go crying to mom and she’ll automatically take his side, I have to call BS… Plus, there’s the fact that our house has been a disaster that I wouldn’t want anyone to come see… And she starts to blame herself, for not staying on top of it…


I wished she could see it from my end, where she doesn’t just stay on top of it, she allows the kids to make a room part of a disaster, then doesn’t make them clean up after themselves, then blames herself, and then gets overwhelmed when it never gets cleaned…

When I watch and wait for something in our room to get cleaned up, then days, weeks, and even months go by before anything gets done, and that’s because I do it in a weekend… I have to ask, is she really getting overwhelmed or is it just a simple thing of it being easier to act that way?

I really don’t want to be putting my problems out there for the world to see, but she knows about my livejournal for complaints, and I sure as hell aint putting this on my facebook… I don’t know what to do sometimes, because I really don’t like to yell…

May 17, 2012
fluffyvonzoaa:

ithinkurafoster:

suptoast:

abatida:

gracklebird:

okay i just wanted this on my blog because it’s one of the best things i have ever witnessed.

Hipster cred restoration.



This post is perfect.

LOL.

fluffyvonzoaa:

ithinkurafoster:

suptoast:

abatida:

gracklebird:

okay i just wanted this on my blog because it’s one of the best things i have ever witnessed.

Hipster cred restoration.

This post is perfect.

LOL.

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May 17, 2012
Dear, we really need to talk about the way you shave… I could teach this woman so much about the proper way to shave so she doesn’t get those bumps afterwards…

Dear, we really need to talk about the way you shave… I could teach this woman so much about the proper way to shave so she doesn’t get those bumps afterwards…

(Source: shermanschaos, via folkswagen)

May 14, 2012

Ahhh… Spandex and yoga pants… 2 of mans greatest inventions for the female form…

On another note, I’ve been thinking about any number of things… Mostly sexual in nature, but that’s just me being, well, myself… And I realized there is no one thing that can or will turn me on always and without fail…

I mean, I love redheads, asses, a confident woman, blowjobs (but not the cum shots), blondes, boobs of all sizes, erotic stories (incest erotica seems to be my latest particular favorite), but out of all of that, they might turn me on one minute and then be blah the next…

Maybe I’m just as fucked up in the head as I’ve always thought but never mentioned… Then again, that would make me human…

Then, just to be perverse, I have to ask the question… If God made man in his own image, does that really explain why people are thanking God when they win a Super Bowl and forget about the real ones in need?

I need to stop thinking so much…

May 13, 2012
bigsky54:

Whoops!!

Dumb ass…This had to have been a bet, no one could really be this dumb… I hope…

bigsky54:

Whoops!!

Dumb ass…

This had to have been a bet, no one could really be this dumb… I hope…

May 11, 2012

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May 6, 2012
epicnsfw:

things just got very awkward  画


Maybe I should have done this for my middle son, when his younger brother walked in on him…

epicnsfw:

things just got very awkward 

Maybe I should have done this for my middle son, when his younger brother walked in on him…

May 6, 2012
Definitely… My first name mainly… It’s Swedish…

Definitely… My first name mainly… It’s Swedish…

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May 3, 2012
Random thoughts…

Thanks to a follower of so-this-is-my-blog-i-guess, I stumbled across Literotica , and it has made my productivity at work go down much more than Fark.com ever did… I have started reading it, or at least whatever story I’m on, at most of my breaks, at least for a short while… I try and make sure I’m not in a position or location to be noticed too much because the stories tend to make me have problems inside my pants…


Now, that being said, the BS about men being visual (photographic) creatures and women being litteral (stories) is only part right… I believe that anyone can be both, and it’s always a good thing to explore new ways that turn you on… Now, if I could just convince others in my life that being a sexual creature is a good thing…

On a similar but side note, I don’t know what it is about the incest stories on Literotica, but there are more of those than others, and those are usually the hotter ones to read… I guess it’s partly because I have always believed that the sex is far better when you have an emotional bond, and while taboo, the stories definitely have that bond there…

I also discovered, by being adventurous, a semi decent drink… I guess it’s a true Kamakazi, since I mixed about everything I had in the way of liquor except brandy, kahluah, and Jack in it… Bacardi gold Rum, triple sec, creme de minthe, creme de cocoa, apple puckers, and peppermint schnapps… I think the next one I make will have some Kahluah… lol

I have a day off tomorrow… And while I’d love to go see Avengers, it’s kind of difficult when you have $70 to last until payday, and your gas tank is a little above 1/4 tank…

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